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The killer cookie-selling tactics of history's most brilliant girl scouts
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If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place.
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If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. don't do that.
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Here's how unfair the tax system is in each state
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Which street in france do reindeer live on? rue dolph
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Is a death sentence really a death sentence?
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6 beauty quick fixes for when spring allergies attack
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Why do time machines make you happy? they're an anti de-present.
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Trump's new military plan will cost $150 billion -- at the very least
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What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? nothing.
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What's the real reason why sjws hate guns? they don't come with trigger warnings.
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Q: why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? a: he wanted a czech mate.
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Why did olly call the manager for help, outside the store? for the watch..
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How did jamie find cersei in the long grass? satisfying.
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How to build muscle: proven strength lessons from milo of croton
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What do farmers say when something is important to them? it plays a big tractor.
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7 ways to make your home happier and more relaxing in the new year
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Gop rep. invited a far-right troll to trump's state of the union
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Jillian michaels talks to jay leno about motherhood (video)
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What do sexy farmers say all day? brown-chicken-brown-cow! and then they swagger a bit.
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How does stephen hawking refresh after a long day? f5
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Tori spelling and dean mcdermott welcome fifth child together
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Why tuna's both cheap and expensive, plentiful and very endangered
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What did simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? mufasa!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? elephino...
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Lawyer seeks release of teen accused of killing her allegedly abusive dad
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April fools day 2012: 9 epic food pranks (videos)
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Young girl's thick back hair was sign of spine problems (photo)
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What is executive dysfunction and could your kid have it?
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A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) park somewhere else.
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How do you confuse hellen keller? give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
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Donald trump says much needs to be 'investigated' in climate science
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17 years later, 'monty python' writer finally wraps 'don quixote' filming
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Texas is poised to elect its first latina congresswoman
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The water from a drinking fountain tastes like pennies and mumps.
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I heard they wanted to do an asian version of drive but there's already a movie called crash.
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Are bradley cooper and suki waterhouse back together?
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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.
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Donald trump's state visit to the uk now in doubt
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Marco rubio slams obama's speech on fighting islamophobia
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Eating fish during pregnancy: low levels of mercury not linked to autism
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This guy hates christmas, so his friend pulled an amazing prank
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How to make oysters rockefeller without a recipe
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Kourtney kardashian pulls a 'mean girls' move on khloe
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My bread factory burned down. now my business is toast.
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Warriors embarrass the lakers to cement best start in nba history
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If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong.
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Strippers are a lot like magnets. they work by poles.
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I only drink smart water now. i think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.
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Miley cyrus explains why she's never walking another red carpet
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To my student loans i am forever in your debt.
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You hear the one about the transgender student? he spent his junior year a broad.
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Are you a chicken farmer cause' you know how to raise a cock.
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Ask healthy living: why do we get muscle cramps?
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You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs - jerk chicken
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I like my car how i like my life. duty free.
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Being a twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.
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Astronauts take mannequin challenge to new heights in international space station
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The cancellation of the golden girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry.
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Have you seen stevie wonder's new house? no? well, it's really nice.
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Gay couple gets married in pro hockey arena with a priest referee
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Republicans could protect dreamers if they wanted to. but will they?
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What is et short for? cos he's only got little legs
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So i tried catching some fog today... i mist.
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Why did barbie never get pregnant? because ken came in a different box. badum tiss.
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Pride in mental health: an interview with the trevor project and crisis text line
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How to stop people pleasing in 6 simple steps
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Thousands of new york protesters rally in solidarity for baltimore's freddie gray
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Shoppers boycott 'big bad' amazon, head to walmart.com
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Young democrats prefer bernie sanders, new poll finds
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Look i can summon australians have you ever, ever felt like this?
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Alcoholics don't run in my family they stumble around and break things
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Sex at a wedding: survey finds huge percentage of people have hooked up at a wedding
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'gotham' actor donal logue's missing child has been found and is safely home
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Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? yeah he's all right now
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What's brown and sticky? (not a stick) my beyonce calendar
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Oil's new manifest destiny stalks the great plains of north dakota
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U.s. court to hear arguments tuesday on trump's travel ban
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Buying guide: find the best outdoor patio umbrella for your home (photos)
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F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says sorry, we don't cater for functions
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How did obama react when he heard donald trump won for president?
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World leaders react to the reality of a trump presidency
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What's the most frustrating thing in the world?
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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk? an udder failure.
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There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? the cops
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Why did the cook go to jail? for beating the eggs and whipping the cream!
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Q: why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? a: it was a litterbug.
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Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? it came out cordless!
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Beyoncé and amal's pregnancies can change the world in a real way
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Break out the shovels: northeast faces blizzard and winter storm watch
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Campaign manager won't say what donald trump regrets
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Feng shui energy in the year of the horse
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Why is santa's sack so big? because he only cums once a year!
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4 ways to become a better risk taker
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Has anyone else's world ended yet? mayan hasn't.
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Anne hathaway's golden globes dress 2013 rules the red carpet (photos)
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Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.
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Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.
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Have you heard of the pelican? it's bill fits more than its belly can
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