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Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running'
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Watch: darvish gave hitter whiplash with slow pitch
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What do you call a turtle without its shell? dead.
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5 reasons the 2016 election feels so personal
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Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows
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Martha stewart tweets hideous food photo, twitter responds accordingly
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What is a pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? wartortellini!
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Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers.
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Obama's climate change legacy is impressive, imperfect and vulnerable
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My family tree is a cactus, we're all pricks.
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Donald trump has found something mysterious for rudy giuliani to do
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How donald trump and ted cruz's love affair is all relationships
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Want to know why athletes chose to #takeaknee? look at our broken justice system
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How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers.
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Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit
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Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome
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Alec baldwin and wife hilaria welcome another baby boy
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Trump says iran is complying with nuclear deal, but remains a dangerous threat
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Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video)
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I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p
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Here's what the oscar nominations should look like
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Dating tip: surprise your date! show up a day early.
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Reflections from davos: leaders deliberate what's next for climate action after paris deal
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What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through.
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Swimming toward a brighter future: how i was introduced to the world of autism
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Why did little miss muffet have gps on her tuffet? to keep her from losing her whey.
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The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag
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All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough
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Watch: former british open champ makes embarrassing putting fail
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Chrissy teigen's 2015 grammy dress is skintight and perfect
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Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy.
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The next iphone update will help you save lives
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Celebrating the fourth of july with airport profiling
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The big bend, a u-shaped skyscraper, could become the longest in the world
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Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards
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Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free
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Interesting fact: by the year 2020 all actors on american tv shows will be australian.
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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but i know i won't get a reaction
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Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges
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On set with paul mitchell: from our network
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Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans
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My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol)
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What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar
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What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths
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How do you know if someone is using recursion?
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Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu.
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Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave
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Obama welcomes pope francis to the white house
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What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics !
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Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green
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Explore america’s stunning marine sanctuaries without getting wet
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Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory?
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What does jcpenny and teenagers have in common? pants 50% off
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Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth
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Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about
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Broadway stars join forces to fight north carolina's anti-lgbt law
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I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days.
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Knock knock who's there ? cotton ! cotton who ? cotton a trap !
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Safer driving at the flick of a switch
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Trump refuses to blame himself for gop 'not getting the job done'
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What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? stranded!
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Lebron james doesn't totally deny the possibility of starring in 'space jam 2'
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Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul.
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Eve ensler wants to topple the patriarchy with 'revolutionary love'
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Yo momma so ugly .. her portraits hang themselves
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Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend
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How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar
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Mesmerizing time-lapse video shows dad making amazing disney bedroom
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Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why?
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Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video)
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My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it.
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Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital
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I nicknamed my girlfriend melody because its loudest and always on top
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121 members of congress call for end of restrictions on gun violence research
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How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say.
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Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks
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Just imagine how good prescription cheese would be.
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Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog
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The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive
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Britney spears is just a regular mom who loves embarrassing her kids
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Did you hear about the flying german pancakes in ww2? they were in the luftwaffle!
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Kellyanne conway is wearing a $3,600 coat studded with (ahem) cats
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Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium
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The flame of beauty: reflections on a poet's journey
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If there's two things i've learned in life it's that i'm awful at counting.
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Canadian army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball.
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What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat.
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Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem
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Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan
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Melania trump's davos cancellation a 'subliminal message' to donald: historian
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Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue*
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Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine
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9 news reporters having laughing fits on live tv (video)
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Katy perry wears american flag outfit for kids' inaugural concert (photos)
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I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining.
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Starting a cover band called a book so no one can judge us.
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Veterinarian accused of shooting neighbors' dog in the head
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Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos)
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I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. he told me the end is neigh.
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As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are i haven't started either
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