dawood/elon-tweets · Datasets at Hugging Face

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1,840	I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!	24,645	266,437	2022-05-06 16:10:46	I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!
1,040	I hope you have big families and congrats to those who already do!	16,793	262,562	2022-07-07 14:19:47	I hope you have big families and congrats to those who already do!
2,660	Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates	32,799	262,118	2022-01-27 22:24:24	Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates
1,179	Original Top Gun is a great movie. Just rewatched. Looking forward to seeing the sequel.	12,579	254,558	2022-06-15 17:17:20	Original Top Gun is a great movie. Just rewatched. Looking forward to seeing the sequel.
2,349	Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become	16,996	251,376	2022-03-06 04:38:57	Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become
2,568	🎶Always look on the bright side of life🎶	29,187	250,498	2022-02-07 18:09:58	Always look on the bright side of life
1,638	Sus man	20,585	249,480	2022-05-20 19:28:26	Sus man
2,508	Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love	33,195	247,008	2022-02-17 19:57:29	Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love
2,220	Seize the memes of production!	21,559	243,902	2022-03-27 16:00:51	Seize the memes of production!
1,676	A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal	16,652	240,435	2022-05-19 15:48:35	A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal
1,438	And remember that happiness is a choice	20,470	233,150	2022-05-29 23:33:00	And remember that happiness is a choice
228	With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?	13,144	232,238	2022-10-11 23:16:41	With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?
960	Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.	19,932	228,708	2022-07-15 12:55:42	Tesla is to protect life on Earth,SpaceX to extend life beyond.
988	Oh the irony lol	12,992	226,832	2022-07-12 22:10:05	Oh the irony lol
874	What video games have you enjoyed most over past year or two?	11,285	226,292	2022-07-25 06:10:38	What video games have you enjoyed most over past year or two?
1,681	What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor 👼	14,285	225,465	2022-05-19 05:16:06	What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor
1,490	One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students	17,648	225,153	2022-05-27 20:54:04	One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students
496	Starlink is meant for peaceful use only	13,284	225,055	2022-09-17 01:48:30	Starlink is meant for peaceful use only
1,701	bullsh*t baffles brains	16,853	224,374	2022-05-18 07:15:54	bullsh*t baffles brains
303	War is the ultimate Supreme Court	18,633	219,768	2022-10-06 04:37:25	War is the ultimate Supreme Court
1,678	Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on	15,028	217,651	2022-05-19 14:38:57	Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on
1,792	Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological	12,728	216,008	2022-05-12 00:25:30	Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological
2,162	Berlin rocks	9,486	213,312	2022-04-03 20:10:23	Berlin rocks
51	i know \|nothing\| is forever	22,736	211,899	2022-10-23 00:29:28	i know\|nothing\|is forever
1,108	I love all my kids so much	6,824	210,612	2022-06-19 05:52:11	I love all my kids so much
389	Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy	14,900	210,367	2022-09-29 15:31:12	Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy
2,257	Excited to hand over the first production cars made by Giga Berlin-Brandenburg tomorrow!	11,436	208,155	2022-03-21 18:38:32	Excited to hand over the first production cars made by Giga Berlin-Brandenburg tomorrow!
630	From time to time, I will share some things that seem to be working for me, in case you find it helpful	12,862	207,214	2022-08-28 17:54:13	From time to time, I will share some things that seem to be working for me, in case you find it helpful
2,091	Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board	31,617	205,411	2022-04-14 20:12:08	Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board
2,367	Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.	20,500	203,931	2022-03-05 00:48:59	Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.
632	On advice of a good friend, I’ve been fasting periodically & feel healthier	13,128	200,253	2022-08-28 17:40:02	On advice of a good friend, I’ve been fasting periodically & feel healthier
658	Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide	20,853	200,175	2022-08-26 00:13:51	Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide
2,061	SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements.	11,787	200,145	2022-04-18 21:32:12	SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements.
1,832	Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself	11,307	200,085	2022-05-07 12:37:25	Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself
2,643	Lie back and think of Mars	15,887	199,694	2022-01-29 11:21:38	Lie back and think of Mars
1,504	Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too	18,879	199,330	2022-05-27 15:27:21	Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too
1,764	Still committed to acquisition	11,876	197,886	2022-05-13 11:50:06	Still committed to acquisition
1,750	(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty)	12,676	197,644	2022-05-14 23:08:17	(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty)
211	20,000!!	10,277	196,336	2022-10-13 02:50:21	20,000!!
1,133	Or perhaps social media in general	8,628	196,157	2022-06-18 01:06:16	Or perhaps social media in general
3	Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!	9,366	195,546	2022-10-26 21:39:32	Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!
2,134	Great work by Tesla Texas Team!! Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party 💥💫 🚘	10,579	195,408	2022-04-08 10:50:44	Great work by Tesla Texas Team!!Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party
1,539	Jack off the board!	12,199	188,202	2022-05-26 17:00:06	Jack off the board!
2,340	Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.	12,651	188,087	2022-03-06 14:06:26	Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.
1,013	Chuckmate	8,189	186,802	2022-07-11 05:11:58	Chuckmate
2,501	So amazing that we decompress from a single cell to over 30 trillion cells	12,705	186,188	2022-02-18 23:49:57	So amazing that we decompress from a single cell to over 30 trillion cells
1,095	What … is your favorite cheese?	9,741	185,127	2022-06-20 20:46:59	What … is your favorite cheese?
528	Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today	14,530	182,762	2022-09-12 20:07:08	Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today
2,240	Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy. Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?	42,433	182,565	2022-03-25 07:34:52	Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy.Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?
2,334	For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV. I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe.	16,381	182,367	2022-03-06 23:33:20	For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV.I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe.
2,094	Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law	11,028	182,118	2022-04-14 19:06:07	Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law
1,522	Who do you trust less? Real question.	30,882	179,754	2022-05-26 23:54:27	Who do you trust less? Real question.
1,817	There are no angels in war	12,561	177,107	2022-05-09 11:13:59	There are no angels in war
2,333	Also nuclear is vastly better for global warming than burning hydrocarbons for energy	13,376	172,706	2022-03-06 23:57:02	Also nuclear is vastly better for global warming than burning hydrocarbons for energy
1,303	The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!	19,114	172,667	2022-06-06 01:06:53	The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!
820	Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense	14,812	171,551	2022-07-30 14:20:06	Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense
1,328	Sometimes I think my list of enemies is too short, so …	10,164	170,880	2022-06-04 19:47:10	Sometimes I think my list of enemies is too short, so …
1,177	I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in	10,425	169,016	2022-06-15 23:42:45	I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in
2,108	Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!	9,026	164,215	2022-04-10 00:03:19	Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!
2,214	Covid-19 is the virus of Theseus. How many gene changes before it’s not Covid-19 anymore? I supposedly have it again (sigh), but almost no symptoms.	12,098	163,630	2022-03-28 08:12:34	Covid-19 is the virus of Theseus.How many gene changes before it’s not Covid-19 anymore?I supposedly have it again (sigh), but almost no symptoms.
1,074	Elvis is just Elvish without an h	8,833	163,346	2022-07-04 20:44:21	Elvis is just Elvish without an h
845	A new philosophy of the future is needed. I believe it should be curiosity about the Universe – expand humanity to become a multiplanet, then interstellar, species to see what’s out there.	16,772	163,158	2022-07-27 15:38:48	A new philosophy of the future is needed. I believe it should be curiosity about the Universe – expand humanity to become a multiplanet, then interstellar, species to see what’s out there.
839	Inflation might be trending down	11,205	163,146	2022-07-29 00:29:37	Inflation might be trending down
2,011	What is best in life?	8,831	163,046	2022-04-22 23:43:11	What is best in life?
2,140	🇺🇸🇺🇸 Gigafactory Texas 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Grand opening party tomorrow! Doors open at 4, festivities at 8	9,455	162,440	2022-04-07 05:29:24	Gigafactory Texas Grand opening party tomorrow!Doors open at 4, festivities at 8
1,212	I mean, I’m doing my part haha	5,391	162,098	2022-06-14 04:07:35	I mean, I’m doing my part haha
826	Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla	10,152	160,515	2022-07-30 01:46:25	Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla
2,309	What are your thoughts about probable inflation rate over next few years?	10,901	160,237	2022-03-13 21:39:30	What are your thoughts about probable inflation rate over next few years?
2,238	The consequences of this poll will be important. Please vote carefully.	9,987	156,849	2022-03-25 08:26:45	The consequences of this poll will be important. Please vote carefully.
1,745	The Golden State is cooking its golden geese	9,773	156,414	2022-05-15 00:19:19	The Golden State is cooking its golden geese
2,266	The limbic instinct for vengeance is incredibly strong, which is why turn the other cheek is such a powerful idea	13,702	156,144	2022-03-19 03:24:17	The limbic instinct for vengeance is incredibly strong, which is why turn the other cheek is such a powerful idea
419	Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured	11,864	156,040	2022-09-25 19:04:39	Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured
714	Standup is my side-hustle	8,866	155,973	2022-08-17 04:59:51	Standup is my side-hustle
1,489	Great potential to lift people out of poverty. Providing Internet is teaching people to fish.	11,088	155,466	2022-05-27 20:56:05	Great potential to lift people out of poverty. Providing Internet is teaching people to fish.
2,579	🚬 Thank You for Smoking 🚬	12,358	155,465	2022-02-06 01:37:28	Thank You for Smoking
2,606	Exciting progress at Starbase, Texas!	7,909	155,063	2022-02-02 10:37:30	Exciting progress at Starbase, Texas!
1,733	I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening	12,185	154,243	2022-05-15 07:23:13	I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening
1,528	Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb 😛	9,132	152,637	2022-05-26 23:02:04	Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb
814	If our reality is actually an alien soap opera, our ratings would be 🚀💥💫	11,085	151,796	2022-07-31 22:32:36	If our reality is actually an alien soap opera, our ratings would be
1,117	We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky	8,301	151,226	2022-06-18 16:52:02	We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky
1,740	Iconic laconic !platonic	8,382	150,174	2022-05-15 02:30:38	Iconiclaconic!platonic
962	Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!	8,846	149,577	2022-07-15 12:21:05	Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!
2,559	Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?” It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.	16,191	149,275	2022-02-07 23:40:58	Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?”It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.
2,362	SpaceX reprioritized to cyber defense & overcoming signal jamming. Will cause slight delays in Starship & Starlink V2.	11,767	148,319	2022-03-05 04:59:24	SpaceX reprioritized to cyber defense & overcoming signal jamming. Will cause slight delays in Starship & Starlink V2.
21	What lesson took you the longest to unlearn?	11,678	148,115	2022-10-25 04:33:08	What lesson took you the longest to unlearn?
1,296	What resolution is life in, 8k? – SJM	7,704	147,849	2022-06-06 17:05:47	What resolution is life in, 8k? – SJM
1,578	Contrary to what many think, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have. I am a rare exception. Most people I know have zero or one kid.	9,719	144,956	2022-05-24 14:03:15	Contrary to what many think, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.I am a rare exception. Most people I know have zero or one kid.
1,049	Moon brought us together in ‘69, Mars can do that in the future	7,228	144,907	2022-07-06 16:33:04	Moon brought us together in ‘69,Mars can do that in the future
550	Take Materials Science 101. You won’t regret it.	10,326	143,323	2022-09-09 23:52:33	Take Materials Science 101. You won’t regret it.
1,050	Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself	9,428	143,317	2022-07-06 16:32:22	Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself
2,275	I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things	5,873	143,294	2022-03-17 06:56:51	I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things
1,706	Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!	8,957	138,912	2022-05-17 22:05:46	Tesla AI Day on Aug 19. So many cool updates!
1,029	Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.	7,651	138,193	2022-07-07 22:02:54	Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.
822	Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate?	7,903	137,179	2022-07-30 13:51:37	Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate?
2,179	Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn	9,683	135,840	2022-04-03 04:50:49	Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn
1,207	Don’t build moats, build tech trees	9,874	135,720	2022-06-14 16:18:30	Don’t build moats, build tech trees
1,627	Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption. There will be blood.	13,449	134,561	2022-05-20 22:14:08	Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption. There will be blood.
590	Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.	8,611	134,538	2022-09-05 18:15:24	Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.
516	My tweets are being suppressed!	9,462	133,322	2022-09-13 18:05:36	My tweets are being suppressed!
2,212	SpaceX Falcon 🚀 team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year!	8,075	132,350	2022-03-28 20:22:28	SpaceX Falcon team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year!

1,840

I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!

24,645

266,437

2022-05-06 16:10:46

I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!

1,040

I hope you have big families and congrats to those who already do!

16,793

262,562

2022-07-07 14:19:47

I hope you have big families and congrats to those who already do!

2,660

Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates

32,799

262,118

2022-01-27 22:24:24

Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates

1,179

Original Top Gun is a great movie. Just rewatched. Looking forward to seeing the sequel.

12,579

254,558

2022-06-15 17:17:20

Original Top Gun is a great movie. Just rewatched. Looking forward to seeing the sequel.

2,349

Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become

16,996

251,376

2022-03-06 04:38:57

Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become

2,568

🎶Always look on the bright side of life🎶

29,187

250,498

2022-02-07 18:09:58

Always look on the bright side of life

1,638

Sus man

20,585

249,480

2022-05-20 19:28:26

Sus man

2,508

Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love

33,195

247,008

2022-02-17 19:57:29

Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love

2,220

Seize the memes of production!

21,559

243,902

2022-03-27 16:00:51

Seize the memes of production!

1,676

A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal

16,652

240,435

2022-05-19 15:48:35

A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal

1,438

And remember that happiness is a choice

20,470

233,150

2022-05-29 23:33:00

And remember that happiness is a choice

228

With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?

13,144

232,238

2022-10-11 23:16:41

With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?

960

Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.

19,932

228,708

2022-07-15 12:55:42

Tesla is to protect life on Earth,SpaceX to extend life beyond.

988

Oh the irony lol

12,992

226,832

2022-07-12 22:10:05

Oh the irony lol

874

What video games have you enjoyed most over past year or two?

11,285

226,292

2022-07-25 06:10:38

What video games have you enjoyed most over past year or two?

1,681

What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor 👼

14,285

225,465

2022-05-19 05:16:06

What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor

1,490

One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students

17,648

225,153

2022-05-27 20:54:04

One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students

496

Starlink is meant for peaceful use only

13,284

225,055

2022-09-17 01:48:30

Starlink is meant for peaceful use only

1,701

bullsh*t baffles brains

16,853

224,374

2022-05-18 07:15:54

bullsh*t baffles brains

303

War is the ultimate Supreme Court

18,633

219,768

2022-10-06 04:37:25

War is the ultimate Supreme Court

1,678

Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on

15,028

217,651

2022-05-19 14:38:57

Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on

1,792

Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological

12,728

216,008

2022-05-12 00:25:30

Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological

2,162

Berlin rocks

9,486

213,312

2022-04-03 20:10:23

Berlin rocks

51

i know |nothing| is forever

22,736

211,899

2022-10-23 00:29:28

i know|nothing|is forever

1,108

I love all my kids so much

6,824

210,612

2022-06-19 05:52:11

I love all my kids so much

389

Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy

14,900

210,367

2022-09-29 15:31:12

Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy

2,257

Excited to hand over the first production cars made by Giga Berlin-Brandenburg tomorrow!

11,436

208,155

2022-03-21 18:38:32

Excited to hand over the first production cars made by Giga Berlin-Brandenburg tomorrow!

630

From time to time, I will share some things that seem to be working for me, in case you find it helpful

12,862

207,214

2022-08-28 17:54:13

From time to time, I will share some things that seem to be working for me, in case you find it helpful

2,091

Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board

31,617

205,411

2022-04-14 20:12:08

Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board

2,367

Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.

20,500

203,931

2022-03-05 00:48:59

Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.

632

On advice of a good friend, I’ve been fasting periodically & feel healthier

13,128

200,253

2022-08-28 17:40:02

On advice of a good friend, I’ve been fasting periodically & feel healthier

658

Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide

20,853

200,175

2022-08-26 00:13:51

Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide

2,061

SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements.

11,787

200,145

2022-04-18 21:32:12

SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements.

1,832

Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself

11,307

200,085

2022-05-07 12:37:25

Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself

2,643

Lie back and think of Mars

15,887

199,694

2022-01-29 11:21:38

Lie back and think of Mars

1,504

Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too

18,879

199,330

2022-05-27 15:27:21

Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too

1,764

Still committed to acquisition

11,876

197,886

2022-05-13 11:50:06

Still committed to acquisition

1,750

(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty)

12,676

197,644

2022-05-14 23:08:17

(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty)

211

20,000!!

10,277

196,336

2022-10-13 02:50:21

20,000!!

1,133

Or perhaps social media in general

8,628

196,157

2022-06-18 01:06:16

Or perhaps social media in general

3

Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!

9,366

195,546

2022-10-26 21:39:32

Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!

2,134

Great work by Tesla Texas Team!! Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party 💥💫 🚘

10,579

195,408

2022-04-08 10:50:44

Great work by Tesla Texas Team!!Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party

1,539

Jack off the board!

12,199

188,202

2022-05-26 17:00:06

Jack off the board!

2,340

Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.

12,651

188,087

2022-03-06 14:06:26

Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.

1,013

Chuckmate

8,189

186,802

2022-07-11 05:11:58

Chuckmate

2,501

So amazing that we decompress from a single cell to over 30 trillion cells

12,705

186,188

2022-02-18 23:49:57

So amazing that we decompress from a single cell to over 30 trillion cells

1,095

What … is your favorite cheese?

9,741

185,127

2022-06-20 20:46:59

What … is your favorite cheese?

528

Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today

14,530

182,762

2022-09-12 20:07:08

Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today

2,240

Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy. Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?

42,433

182,565

2022-03-25 07:34:52

Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy.Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?

2,334

For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV. I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe.

16,381

182,367

2022-03-06 23:33:20

For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV.I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe.

2,094

Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law

11,028

182,118

2022-04-14 19:06:07

Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law

1,522

Who do you trust less? Real question.

30,882

179,754

2022-05-26 23:54:27

Who do you trust less? Real question.

1,817

There are no angels in war

12,561

177,107

2022-05-09 11:13:59

There are no angels in war

2,333

Also nuclear is vastly better for global warming than burning hydrocarbons for energy

13,376

172,706

2022-03-06 23:57:02

Also nuclear is vastly better for global warming than burning hydrocarbons for energy

1,303

The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!

19,114

172,667

2022-06-06 01:06:53

The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!

820

Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense

14,812

171,551

2022-07-30 14:20:06

Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense

1,328

Sometimes I think my list of enemies is too short, so …

10,164

170,880

2022-06-04 19:47:10

Sometimes I think my list of enemies is too short, so …

1,177

I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in

10,425

169,016

2022-06-15 23:42:45

I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in

2,108

Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!

9,026

164,215

2022-04-10 00:03:19

Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!

2,214

Covid-19 is the virus of Theseus. How many gene changes before it’s not Covid-19 anymore? I supposedly have it again (sigh), but almost no symptoms.

12,098

163,630

2022-03-28 08:12:34

Covid-19 is the virus of Theseus.How many gene changes before it’s not Covid-19 anymore?I supposedly have it again (sigh), but almost no symptoms.

1,074

Elvis is just Elvish without an h

8,833

163,346

2022-07-04 20:44:21

Elvis is just Elvish without an h

845

A new philosophy of the future is needed. I believe it should be curiosity about the Universe – expand humanity to become a multiplanet, then interstellar, species to see what’s out there.

16,772

163,158

2022-07-27 15:38:48

A new philosophy of the future is needed. I believe it should be curiosity about the Universe – expand humanity to become a multiplanet, then interstellar, species to see what’s out there.

839

Inflation might be trending down

11,205

163,146

2022-07-29 00:29:37

Inflation might be trending down

2,011

What is best in life?

8,831

163,046

2022-04-22 23:43:11

What is best in life?

2,140

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Gigafactory Texas 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Grand opening party tomorrow! Doors open at 4, festivities at 8

9,455

162,440

2022-04-07 05:29:24

Gigafactory Texas Grand opening party tomorrow!Doors open at 4, festivities at 8

1,212

I mean, I’m doing my part haha

5,391

162,098

2022-06-14 04:07:35

I mean, I’m doing my part haha

826

Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla

10,152

160,515

2022-07-30 01:46:25

Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla

2,309

What are your thoughts about probable inflation rate over next few years?

10,901

160,237

2022-03-13 21:39:30

What are your thoughts about probable inflation rate over next few years?

2,238

The consequences of this poll will be important. Please vote carefully.

9,987

156,849

2022-03-25 08:26:45

The consequences of this poll will be important. Please vote carefully.

1,745

The Golden State is cooking its golden geese

9,773

156,414

2022-05-15 00:19:19

The Golden State is cooking its golden geese

2,266

The limbic instinct for vengeance is incredibly strong, which is why turn the other cheek is such a powerful idea

13,702

156,144

2022-03-19 03:24:17

The limbic instinct for vengeance is incredibly strong, which is why turn the other cheek is such a powerful idea

419

Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured

11,864

156,040

2022-09-25 19:04:39

Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured

714

Standup is my side-hustle

8,866

155,973

2022-08-17 04:59:51

Standup is my side-hustle

1,489

Great potential to lift people out of poverty. Providing Internet is teaching people to fish.

11,088

155,466

2022-05-27 20:56:05

Great potential to lift people out of poverty. Providing Internet is teaching people to fish.

2,579

🚬 Thank You for Smoking 🚬

12,358

155,465

2022-02-06 01:37:28

Thank You for Smoking

2,606

Exciting progress at Starbase, Texas!

7,909

155,063

2022-02-02 10:37:30

Exciting progress at Starbase, Texas!

1,733

I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening

12,185

154,243

2022-05-15 07:23:13

I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening

1,528

Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb 😛

9,132

152,637

2022-05-26 23:02:04

Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb

814

If our reality is actually an alien soap opera, our ratings would be 🚀💥💫

11,085

151,796

2022-07-31 22:32:36

If our reality is actually an alien soap opera, our ratings would be

1,117

We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky

8,301

151,226

2022-06-18 16:52:02

We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky

1,740

Iconic laconic !platonic

8,382

150,174

2022-05-15 02:30:38

Iconiclaconic!platonic

962

Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!

8,846

149,577

2022-07-15 12:21:05

Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!

2,559

Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?” It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.

16,191

149,275

2022-02-07 23:40:58

Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?”It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.

2,362

SpaceX reprioritized to cyber defense & overcoming signal jamming. Will cause slight delays in Starship & Starlink V2.

11,767

148,319

2022-03-05 04:59:24

SpaceX reprioritized to cyber defense & overcoming signal jamming. Will cause slight delays in Starship & Starlink V2.

21

What lesson took you the longest to unlearn?

11,678

148,115

2022-10-25 04:33:08

What lesson took you the longest to unlearn?

1,296

What resolution is life in, 8k? – SJM

7,704

147,849

2022-06-06 17:05:47

What resolution is life in, 8k? – SJM

1,578

Contrary to what many think, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have. I am a rare exception. Most people I know have zero or one kid.

9,719

144,956

2022-05-24 14:03:15

Contrary to what many think, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.I am a rare exception. Most people I know have zero or one kid.

1,049

Moon brought us together in ‘69, Mars can do that in the future

7,228

144,907

2022-07-06 16:33:04

Moon brought us together in ‘69,Mars can do that in the future

550

Take Materials Science 101. You won’t regret it.

10,326

143,323

2022-09-09 23:52:33

Take Materials Science 101. You won’t regret it.

1,050

Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself

9,428

143,317

2022-07-06 16:32:22

Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself

2,275

I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things

5,873

143,294

2022-03-17 06:56:51

I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things

1,706

Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!

8,957

138,912

2022-05-17 22:05:46

Tesla AI Day on Aug 19. So many cool updates!

1,029

Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.

7,651

138,193

2022-07-07 22:02:54

Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.

822

Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate?

7,903

137,179

2022-07-30 13:51:37

Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate?

2,179

Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn

9,683

135,840

2022-04-03 04:50:49

Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn

1,207

Don’t build moats, build tech trees

9,874

135,720

2022-06-14 16:18:30

Don’t build moats, build tech trees

1,627

Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption. There will be blood.

13,449

134,561

2022-05-20 22:14:08

Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption. There will be blood.

590

Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.

8,611

134,538

2022-09-05 18:15:24

Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.

516

My tweets are being suppressed!

9,462

133,322

2022-09-13 18:05:36

My tweets are being suppressed!

2,212

SpaceX Falcon 🚀 team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year!

8,075

132,350

2022-03-28 20:22:28

SpaceX Falcon team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year!